Oh, so back to my story. I wake up, stagger out to the kitchen to get my necessary cup of coffee and my husband hands me this little black thing with a trigger on it and asks, "What's this?" Even in my stupor, I quickly answer, "Uh, pepper spray." DUH! Then all the sudden he starts coughing and his eyes water. He begins to explain he just sprayed it in the laundry room because he didn't know what it was--WHAT THE HECK?!?!? Why would you spray a mystery substance? Especially one that even I can readily identify as pepper spray! I hear a small cough and realize that our baby is standing in the laundry room taking in lung fulls of the nasty stuff. YIKES! Off to the shower with them and my oldest too since he begins to cough and says his tongue feels funny. Lovely. Please, keep in mind, I have not even had a chance to pour myself a cup of coffee and now I'm dashing all over the house opening windows, turning on fans, and cleaning up my pepper sprayed family.
Next time I think I'll just get up early.
10 comments:
Oh my goodness!!! What an insane way to start the day!
Thank you sooooo much for giving me such a long and wonderful laugh! I have tears in my eyes!!I'm sorry you woke up to that :-)
Hope everyone is ok!
uughh, MEN!
(hope everyone is ok!)
Only a man would do that ....
I live with a lot of them too so I'm an expert.
oh man... wow...
Can't wait to see what you're up to! The hub's birthday is March 1; good people were born in March.
Oh gosh! How NOT funny...ok maybe its a little funny. I bet it wasnt funny this morning. How are the little guys doing? Did they recover from it quickly?
What a perfect question. . . Why would you spray a mystery substance? Oh dear. Well at least everyone is okay.
Men! that's all I have to say :) hope the effects wore off quickly!
sorry to laugh...especially when you had not had your coffee yet, but that is pretty funny. for sure one of those stories that you will never forget. "the time dad sprayed pepper spray"
Sorry, but this really made me laugh. :)
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